• "If I never acted again I couldn't care less," Alec Baldwin reportedly said while taping an episode of the View that will air Friday. He also said that he wanted to quit 30 Rock. Whee! [AP]
  • Rapper and sitcom star Eve was arrested on suspicion of DUI after crashing her Maserati. [TMZ]
  • David Bowie and Robert DeNiro aren't actually feuding over their competing film festivals. [R&M]
  • Andrea Peyser feels shortchanged by the lack of sex scenes in Dina McGreevey's memoir. [NYP]