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Today's Page Six weighs in on the trend of creeping anti-Jolieism currently sweeping the celebrity weeklies, who have quietly banded together to destroy the orphan-collecting actress for her selfish choice of hated rival People for all of her self-glorification needs. The relentless quest to punish Jolie for giving all the cutest, officially sanctioned photographs of her family to People reportedly has left her children vulnerable to tabloid attacks, even at the presumably safe haven of on-lot day care services:

When Jolie is in L.A., even though she has four full-time nannies, she leaves her three eldest kids at the $931-per-month preschool/day-care center on the Warner Bros. lot, Star reports, where other parents are upset with the special treatment Jolie gets. One flashpoint is a ban on cellphones because Jolie fears parents will take pictures of her kids.

Pitt's rep, Cindy Guagenti, told Page Six, "I wish people would leave them alone. They're trying to do something good." Jolie's manager, Guyer Kosinski, did not respond to questions e-mailed to him.

Since the calling of this jihad against Jolie, the Warner Bros. day care center has gone from a friendly place where a harried actress can drop her children while she's off earning a living to a paranoid holding cell filled with toddling spies, where the only thing that stands between her vulnerable brood and an Us Weekly cover story promising an EXCLUSIVE REPORT: MADDOX HOGS ALL THE GOOD CRAYONS; PAX SLOW TO MASTER EVEN SIMPLEST ENGLISH PHRASES is a daily pat-down to ensure that the Garanimals of suspicious-looking newcomers aren't filled with tabloid-supplied recording devices.