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Defamer is committed to connecting those individuals whose budding acting careers have been hampered by their striking resemblance to certain Hollywood superstars with exciting opportunities to finally put their unoriginal good looks to productive use. Just moments ago, this notice from a company handling a stunt marketing campaign for inevitable cyberstalking blockbuster Perfect Stranger dropped into our inbox, which we're happy to pass along to you, the reader who is often interrupted in the middle of a quiet night out by intrusive Catwoman or Striking Distance fans who mistake you for your more celebrated dopplegangers:

Halle Berry & Bruce Willis look-a-likes wanted to participate in a street marketing/publicity stunt campaign for the upcoming release of the PERFECT STRANGER movie. See http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/perfectstranger/ for info on the film.

Candidates must bear a resemblance to Bruce Willis or Halle Berry. Experience in brand ambassadorship, promotions or marketing is preferred. Candidates must be reliable, professional, outgoing and cheerful.

To apply, send a photo (required) and list any relevant experience. If you qualify, we will be in contact to discuss specifics of the job and schedule an interview. Email us at streetteam@buzztone.com

We look forward to hearing from you. Thanks!

No other information about the gig was made available in the e-mail, but if your headshot fulfills their celebrity verisimilitude requirements, we're sure the street team organizers will get in touch to explain their ambitious plan to exploit the movie's online-stalking subject matter by luring potential moviegoers into steamy MySpace relationships with "Bruce Willis" and "Halle Berry," then dispatching the lookalikes to rough up their new loves during face-to-face meetings, leaving the "victims" with the uncanny, buzz-building feeling that they've been in a terrifying, dark-side-of-obsession-style encounter with actual famous people.