Despite Post columnist Linda Stasi's impassioned plea—"Don't give this man a TV show!"—it looks as if teary Anna Nicole judge Larry Seidlin might succeed in extending his fifteen minutes. In a letter obtained by the South Florida Sun-Sentinel, CBS Saturday Early show senior producer Michael Rosen praises Seidlin's "compassion" and says he "would love to discuss ... the idea of being our judge on a new segment, 'Morning Justice.'" Well, we know that mourning justice is exactly what we'll be doing if Seidlin accepts. Hi-o! Now CBS ombudsboy Brian "Nonstopoli" Montopoli is doing his best to sink that offer from the inside—through the almighty power of his lil' blog. Ooh, the CBS producers must be quaking!

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