· Yeah, we're not sure what to make of this video either, but we're sure that if Snipes gets into a chase with the cops, it's going to be a lot more exciting than the footage they've edited together here.
We're with The Onion's Area Viewer on this one: Studio 60 was better when it first came out.
This is easily the best story about seeing Prince's penis that you will read this week.
Famous celebrity adoptee Maddox Jolie turns the tables by adopting George Clooney.
And in related news, the father of Madonna's abducted semilegally purchased adopted Malawian son wonders where all these concerned government officials were when little David was just a regular sort-of-orphan, not the one Madge took a shining to.