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• Woody Harrelson chokes a TMZ photographer outside of an LA nightclub. The LAPD is investigating, thought Harrelson was believed to have been in a foul mood after losing his beloved hemp necklace. [TMZ]
• The Devil Wears Prada having fully run its successful course, it's high time for another roman a clef — Wunderkind by Karen Yampolsky is a not-so-veiled account of her time as former Jane EIC Jane Pratt's assistant. Pratt is portrayed positively, but there's naturally a horrid Wintour character that plays into the story. Read about how Jane Pratt was forced to eat veal and marvel at Wintour's endless capacity for evil. [R&M]
• 14-year-old Jamie-Lynn Spears has a castmember on Zoey 101 fired, screaming that the little girl will "never work in this town together." Isn't it awful when life imitates Entourage? [Page Six]
• What is it about Lloyd Grove that consistently has him on the hip-hop beat? If ever there were the whitest white man... [Lowdown]
• Gwyneth Paltrow, having had her fill of "retirement" and "motherhood," will return to the big screen with a career-making role alongside Ben Stiller. [Page Six]
• After having prominent homos like Elton John removed from a party in Milan, Pharrell Williams faces losing his lucrative contract with Louis Vuitton. The Velvet Mafia never forgets. [Gatecrasher]