Dear fans of Snacky or Flacky contestants who are e-mailing said contestants to ask them out: They thank you, warily, for your affection. If they don't reply, it's because they're very busy and important.
Granted, some of them are actively campaigning for votes. But hey, being up against Nathan Tyler drives men to desperate measures.
Spam King Alan Ralsky wasn't arrested, but he did disappear. Where's Ralsky?
As always, tips are welcome — especially tech-celebrity sightings, overheard one-liners, and dumb press items. Send to tips@valleywag.com.
