San Francisco needs more billionaires

It's like a party with an open candy store: Forbes published its whopping 793-member billionaire list, with all the maps, photos, and self-congratulatory interviews such an event requires. Above is a map of billionaires in the U.S. (the world is viewable here but why do you care about anything outside the Valley), which shows San Francisco as third behind New York and L.A. That's no good.

Sure, if we stacked Silicon Valley on top of San Francisco, we'd have everyone beat. But that would cheapen the glory, so the only solution is herding the rich to San Fran — and making some more.

Entrepreneurs of San Francisco, it is your right — nay, your duty — to bloat your net worths to billions in stock options. San Francisco must be victorious!

'Cause we can't count on Larry, Sergey, and Eric to keep their Google billions past the next screw-up.

Hometowns of the world's billionaires [Forbes]
The World's Billionaires [Forbes]