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Like spoiled, scheming daddy's girls with Sweet 16s falling on the same night, the various studios threw out all the stops to lure the popular kids to their Golden Globes bashes. Since all the events took place somewhere in the Beverly Hilton, however, party hopping was as easy as stumbling into an elevator and pressing a button; you just had to be prepared to find a collapsed Paris Hilton with a half-deflated nitrous balloon in her lips when the doors opened. A Golden Globes party round-up:

· The HBO party is described as a "gateway bash," thereby making it the weed to the Warner Bros./InStyle's cocaine and NBC Universal's heroin "hard parties."
· At the Warner Bros.-InStyle party, barefoot and clutching her trophy, Felicity Huffman "shimmied and sang for two hours to the party's live band," as concerned Hollywood Foreign Press officials stood in the background second guessing their choice. Meanwhile Cillian Murphy revealed his boy crush on Joaquin Phoenix, gushing, "He's the best actor of his generation," as the familiar strains of the Brokeback love theme swelled behind him.

The NBC Universal party, meanwhile, was a "lavish, rooftop bash," with delighted winner Reese Witherspoon, "surrounded by grim faced guards," presumably to keep overenthused, clingy househusband Ryan Phillippe in check.
· Jamie Foxx, we have reported before, is a big tipper, and always creative with the denominations. This time around, USA Today reports, it's a lucky bartender who received $200 in 20s. Foxx explains: "I worked a lot of jobs in my life, and I know people forget to tip, so for all those people, I want to take care of them."
· Page Six reports that Naomi Watts showed up to the Vanity Fair party without Liev Schreiber on her arm, asking a friend, "You don't know any nice, single guys?" We imagine spending two years making goo-goo eyes at a green-catsuited Andy Serkis can really give you unrealistically elevated levels of what to expect in a mate.
· Reuters offers some raw entrance footage, rendered somewhat surreal when unencumbered by animated intros and loud, sycophantic voice overs. Behold! As Jessica Alba enters the Warner Bros./InStyle party, pronouncing the festivities the perfect opportunity to "come and hang and have fun and party. It's nice and you can dress up and be glamorous," proving once and for all that there is indeed substance behind this pretty package.