Victoria's Secret Taunts You During Primetime
We don't get the Victoria's Secret fashion show. On a very basic, carnal level we understand: Beautiful, half-naked women. Hell, even we're slightly mesmerized by the cellulite-less perfection of Karolina Kurkova's ass (bitch). But you can get that sort of eye candy anywhere, really — hello, internets! When you tout beautiful, half-naked women as part of a big ol' fashion show, however, it gains enough cred to be broadcast on primetime CBS.
But seriously, look at what Tyra Banks is wearing. That's not fashion, nor does it even qualify as lingerie. Even if it did, far be it from you to waltz into a Victoria's Secret store and buy a big pile of ribbons for your girlfriend to dress up like some sort of tribal jester. We can't even imagine the appropriate bedroom games for this getup.
