Glamour Don't: Drink, Make Ass of Self
In the November issue of Glamour, Bungalow 8 madam Amy Sacco weighs in on the Dos and Don ts of Ruling the Night (the Dos and Don ts of Ruining Chelsea must be in the December issue):
Go easy on the booze. You never see Donald Trump falling down the stairs. Youth is no excuse, by the way. Being that drunk only works when you re in college. After that, you ve got to grow up.
Indeed, you don t see Donald Trump falling down the stairs. Of course, you don t see us going around pimping brown cotton candy on our heads, or punctuating our business decisions with a hand gesture from the Walk Like An Egyptian video. And if one is supposed to act like an adult at B-8, then why are the patrons still taking "bathroom buddies" with them when they go pee? Things that make ya go hmmmm....
