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Look outside, Manhattan; is it not positively gorgeous outside? It's a beautiful, innocent fall day — MARRED BY TRAGEDY. Sound familiar? It should. Donald Trump has managed to ejaculate, yet again, in the womb of a beautiful woman. And today's Post insensitively reports the "happy news," as if we're to celebrate the impregnation of Melania Knauss, as if the spreading of that man's bombastic seed is a good thing?

The Baby Donald is due next spring. Stock up on batteries and bottled water, and make sure you've got enough room on your DVR to capture the six-hour Apprentice birthing special.

Trump Baby [NYP]