Yankees Fan Cops a Feel from Passed Out Girl On Live TV

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Neetzan Zimmerman

08/13/13 09:28AM

Filed to: Bad Ideas

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The keen-eyed balk-hunters at Barstool Sports noticed an extremely illegal move taking place during yesterday's Yankees-Angels game and uploaded it to YouTube for posterity.

Under the mistaken impression that no one was watching, one handsy Yankees fan decided to, um, steal second base from the passed out lady beside him.

Does the possibility that she's his girlfriend make it okay? And what about the guy in the top-right of the screen getting a handjob? What the Hell is going on at Yankee Stadium?

Please advise.

[H/T: HyperVocal]

The Amazing Sneijderman Neetzan Zimmerman 08/13/13 09:37AM

You can tell he's a Yankees fan for sure. Even with the odds in his favor, he still can't score.

sportzzzgirl Neetzan Zimmerman 08/13/13 09:39AM

Um ... gosh. My ability-to-be-offended meter must be on the blitz or something.

If this guy IS the significant other of Miss Sleepy Town, then I saw the handsy as more comforting than calculating. The way she's lying over him suggests to me that there's really no other place for his arm to be, and that he's copping a cuddle rather than a feel. In my humble opinion.

redboxersClinton Neetzan Zimmerman 08/13/13 09:41AM

trying to be cool like Fenway

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