Would You Stick Your Dick in This Bionic Handjob Hand, or What?
The Handie, a made-in-USA, food-grade silicone handjob robot, is seeking funding on Indiegogo. The "all-in one finishing tool for men" does everything: vibrates, simulates penetration, self-lubricates, looks like Thing from the Addams Family with tumors. Everything!
Like other male sex toys on the market, the Handie includes the important feature of being a penis receptacle, but in a shape that discards even the Fleshlight's shallow illusion that you're having penetrative sex. No thanks, just a bionic handjob for me.
If enough handjob aficionados donate, the company hopes to release a Left Handie, plus a "signature series" based on pornstars' actual hands.
Four days into the campaign, 21 people have indicated through their donations that the Handie's "Catcher Unit" is an object into which they'd like to place a dick. Is this something you would do, or what?
