Why Don't You Ride the Bus?

The city of New York is concerned: bus ridership has been declining for years, even as subway use has been rising. Hey, why don’t you ride the bus?
- It’s so slow.
- Where does this bus even go? I seriously have no idea.
Another thought I had on the bus one time: sell snacks on the bus. People like snacks and I think you will see that reflected in “the numbers.”
Why don’t you ride the bus?