Tim Tebow Is a Threat to Run 

While standing on a golf course and wearing a ridiculous hat this week, former good college-level quarterback Tim Tebow told Fox News that the idea of running for office is “intriguing” to him.

“I don’t know at this time in my life,” said Tebow, a conservative Christian who opposing defenses always considered a running threat. “If there’s there’s a chance to make a difference someday at something, that’s intriguing.”

I find the possibility of being the quarterback of the Florida Gators intriguing but I ain’t gonna do it because that would fuck everything up. Get it, Tim Tebow?