There Is No Smart Bush
Tonight in the first round of the NBA playoffs, the Miami Heat’s Dwyane Wade made several remarkable shots to force a Game 7 against the Charlotte Hornets. Jeb Bush, who has nothing better to do than tweet about basketball like the rest of us, celebrated the heroic performance by mangling the spelling of Wade’s first name in the exact way a small child might.
He then almost kind of corrected himself—Wade’s first name is spelled unconventionally, with the “y” before the “a,” as you see above.
Dwayne Wade is the man. Go Heat!
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) April 30, 2016
But in the context of the Jeb! campaign let’s consider this a happy ending.