Photo: Twitter/Julia Kahn

John Kasich—the Republican dick who seems like a non-dick by virtue being the least actively dickish—celebrated a rare victory this weekend, winning one out of one dates to prom.

“Hey Nico, it would be ‘Kay-sick’ if you would go to the prom with Julia,” said Kasich, successfully propositioning the teen on behalf of high school senior Julia Kahn.

For Kasich, who got attention without gorging himself on deli meats by agreeing to mispronounce his own name, it was possibly his biggest win yet. Unfortunately, it still wasn’t enough to gain the 17-year-old Kahn’s (entirely hypothetical) support.

“My prom date and I are both Clinton supporters,” Khan told ABC News, noting she still has “a lot of respect” for Kasich.