These photos of Arnold Schwarzenegger posing as the Admiral of Areolae come to you straight from 1986, the year he wed newly estranged wife Maria Shriver. We don't know why or where they were taken. But that won't stop us from guessing!

Angry dad falls victim to kitchen sink prank three years in a row, each time ruthlessly cursing his son out. You would think after his dads tongue lashing he'd be to sacred to try it again, but he gets such a kick out of it he keep doing it again and again. Extremely NSFW language.

Hot mess Charlie Sheen mainlined some tiger blood and brought on the crazy in this hilarious revamp of his 20/20 interview. Somehow it all ends in a music video for "Take It On The Run" by REO Speedwagon. NSFW.

In what seems to be a NSFW parody of vintage Disney, this PSA shows Smutley the cat selflessly screwing every other cartoon animal he can find to teach us a valuable lesson about AIDS. Mickey would be proud.

Interested in a career in graffiti? This how-to video carefully illustrates how to pick a successful code name, how to hone your craft, and where to gather inspiration.

It's probably every parent's worst fear. Here's adorable 18-month-old Ellie, repeating a not so adorable word. Kids say the darndest things!

Gilbert Gottfried recently got fired from his gig as the voice of the AFLAC duck for some insensitive tweets about the recent turmoil in Japan. So to turn the tables, here's the AFLAC duck telling some of Gottfried's dirty jokes.

Alert: It is now virtually impossible to buy a fucksaw. I know; I know. JT's Stockroom, which is apparently the world's leading and perhaps only supplier of genuine fucksaws ("You hold it like a gun, and drill into the ass or vagina with powerful and steady force"), is completely sold out: "Due to high demand, this item is temporarily unavailable. We apologize for any inconvenience. Please check back soon!"

Comedian Naz Osmanoglu demonstrates the highly inappropriate way to accept an Oscar.

Can't get enough of the ladies of The Jersey Shore? Playboy has you covered with The Real Girls of The Jersey Shore.

Sarah White is currently studying psychology and collecting research for a dissertation on Naked Therapy. Watch the video to get an idea of how it works and why she was recently named one of Wired.com's Top Ten Sexiest Geeks.

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake are back together! Psych. They're just co-starring in Lee Eisenberg and Gene Stupnitsky's, Bad Teacher, alongside Jason Segel and Phyllis from The Office.

This too hot for television IKEA commercial currently running in Spain is way too hot to air on television in America, but thanks to the internet you can watch it anyway.

There are so many rules to follow when you're selling a house! Like, don't leave sex toys lying around the bathroom when you take photos for the online listing—the way this realtor did. (Photo is semi-NSFW!)

Before actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital with a hernia, he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan—who Tweeted this (basically NSFW) picture of Sheen's coffee table, covered with his party supplies. And her crotch.

Some of the lovely ladies who work at the Manhattan strip emporium Cheetah Club gathered today to "perform their civic duty" and shovel snow in Times Square. Photographer Andy Kropa was there for all the topless action. Warning: nipples ahoy!

If you're planning on streaking a tennis match make sure the court isn't surrounded by glass first.

The Argentineans are a fiery bunch. Their version of Dancing With the Stars features a strip-dance and leaves little to the imagination. The host feigns censorship at the end, but who are they fooling?

Ke$ha sends her warmest wishes to you in this inspirational holiday video message all the way from Moscow. Stay classy girl!

[Just when we retire the search for Lady Gaga's penis, the pop star goes on her own genital-hunting expedition with a friend on Twitter. A slightly NSFW image appears below.]