Before actor Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital with a hernia, he was partying with porn star Kacey Jordan—who Tweeted this (basically NSFW) picture of Sheen's coffee table, covered with his party supplies. And her crotch.

Want to assemble your own do-it-yourself Charlie Sheen Party Kit? This is what you need, apparently:

Anyone recognize anything else on the table? We want to make sure our Party Kit is complete.

(And, by the way, just so we're all clear on this: Sheen, according to his friend Steve Brodersen, was hospitalized over a hernia from "laughing too hard at the television from his home." Okay? Not months of dangerous, self-destructive behavior. It was something funny on the teevee! On Thursday morning. Hey, we've all been there.)