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NSA Uses Super Fun Game to Help Its Analysts Spy On Everyone

Adrian Chen · 08/12/13 03:37PM

"Gamification" is an increasingly popular con to trick people into doing horrible things by pretending they are fun games. From dieting apps that bestow badges on users for eating broccoli, to a "virtual incarceration system" that gives prisoners points for adhering to their house arrest, nothing is so unpleasant that bureaucrats and Silicon Valley thinktrepreneuers have been unable to gamify it. Unsurprisingly, the NSA is a big fan of gamification, expertly exploiting humanity's universal love of accumulating points and meaningless trophies in its quest to preserve the world's Facebook status updates and Google searches for future generations of spies.

Bob Schieffer's NSA Farce

Hamilton Nolan · 08/12/13 12:18PM

Bob Schieffer, the elderly moderator of CBS's Face the Nation, once dismissed Edward Snowden as "just a narcissistic young man who has decided he is smarter than the rest of us." Yesterday, Schieffer once again addressed the issues of privacy and the NSA. His performance was an embarrassment to journalism.

Here's The First Picture of Edward Snowden In Moscow

Adrian Chen · 08/02/13 11:43AM

NSA whistleblower and future Aeroflot Gold Member Edward Snowden was granted temporary asylum yesterday by Russia, which allowed him to leave Moscow's Sheremetyevo airport, where he'd been trapped since June 23rd. Here's what LifeNews calls the first photo of Snowden in Russia, beaming as he heads to a taxi to escape the airport, flanked by Wikileaks representative Sarah Harrison and his Russian lawyer Anatoly Kucherena. If you'd eaten airport food for weeks on end, you'd probably be pretty excited to get out of there, too.

Gabrielle Bluestone · 07/20/13 12:45PM

On Friday, a secret court extended the NSA's authority to collect and store phone records. According to the Washington Post, this is the first time U.S. officials have publicly acknowledged the NSA's cellphone data program.

Edward Snowden Just Got a New Passport (But Good Luck Using It)

Adrian Chen · 07/12/13 11:18AM

When fugitive NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden's United States passport was cancelled on June 23rd, he was left stranded in Moscow's Sheremetyevo airport. Today, Snowden announced he is seeking temporary asylum in Russia in order to plan a possible escape to Latin America. But maybe there's an easier way? Snowden now has a brand-new replacement passport, if he can get it: He has been issued a World Passport, backed by no country but good (its creators say) in nearly all of them.

Jason Biggs Pens Perfect Parable For The Surveillance State

Adrian Chen · 07/08/13 04:57PM

Terabytes-worth of commentary have been written on the NSA surveillance scandal, all of which now eternally reside on a hard disk silently spinning in a nuke-proof supercooled datacenter Utah. But few writers have captured the unsettling sense of alienation that characterizes the modern surveillance state better than American Pie star Jason Biggs.

The Washington Post Is a Bitter, Jealous Little Newspaper

Hamilton Nolan · 07/02/13 09:53AM

The Washington Post, the pre-Politico newsletter of choice for The Political Establishment, has the worst opinion section in America. Today, they once again prove why: the paper, which helped to break the NSA Prism spying story, editorializes that the U.S. government must stop Edward Snowden from leaking any more of that awful news.

Is Spying Okay?

Hamilton Nolan · 07/01/13 02:19PM

In the aftermath of the revelations about the NSA's secret spying programs, there is plenty of anger to go around. American citizens are pissed that they were spied on. European governments are pissed that they were spied on. Nobody, it seems, is happy with being spied on. So why is spying such an accepted institution?

British Paper Duped into Fake NSA Scoop by Obama-Is-Gay Crank

Max Read · 07/01/13 11:28AM

Here's a good journalism #protip: If the main source for your bombshell NSA article is a guy who thinks that President Obama is gay and that President Bush has his poop classified, you may not actually have the scoop you think you do.