Wednesday marked the first time in four days that Jason Segel didn't publicly recount his bestselling short story Getting Dumped While Naked, but that didn't keep his bare ween off the minds of close observers from Videogum to Vanity Fair. While one went the think-y route in exploring the Segel's phallus phenom, the other was the first to procured a screenshot of the actor's famous wang in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Guess which was which? Or just follow the jump for your prurient full-frontal fix. Remember, NSFW!

Bad news for all you exhibitionists out there—the City Council passed a law yesterday allowing judges to sentence flashers to a year in jail, fines and probation. "If they want to expose themselves we'll expose them to the full extent of the law," said the bill's sponsor, Peter Vallone. Ba-dum-bum-bum. [NYSun]