"McResource Line" — McDonald's' employee-only resource and advice site — has been dispensing a hot mess of helpful tips in recent months: From advising workers to get a second job, to suggesting they sell their stuff for quick cash, to reminding them to tip their nannies and pool boys generously this holiday season.

Going above and beyond the call of duty normally earns an employee praise from his or her superiors, but one daycare teacher in Florida says she was fired for doing more than was required by her job description.

Psychic medium to the Stars Derek Acorah has made quite a career for himself being a glorified Ouija board and OK! magazine's go-to prognosticator of vague celebrity tattle.

CNN earned the ire of thousands over the weekend when it aired coverage of the Steubenville Rape trial that was shockingly sympathetic toward the rapists.

Feeling depressed about The Onion becoming a serious news organization that is concerned about offending people and issues sincere apologies when it does? Well, I've got some good news and some bad news.

Tired of beating around the Holiday Bush, Fox and Friends went straight to Santa for "evidence" that the War on Christmas is a real thing.

China may be leading the US in many areas, but, thankfully, we've still got a clear edge in both satire and snark.

The US Department of State has chosen hard-partying rocker Andrew W.K. to serve as Cultural Ambassador to the Middle East, inviting him to visit the island nation of Bahrain to promote — what else? — "partying and world peace."

An art class at Toronto's Ontario College of Art and Design (OCAD University for short) is requiring its students to purchase a textbook on art history that costs a whopping $180.

A Wisconsin woman was arrested Monday and charged with disorderly conduct-domestic abuse for attacking her husband over his collection of old Onion issues.