Not news: James O'Keefe has a new gotcha video that stings such important Hollywood luminaries as Ed Begley Jr. Also not news: James O'Keefe's new gotcha video is deceitfully edited bullshit.

Things are constantly happening, and it doesn't matter how interesting or soul crushingly banal those events are, because 'things happening' are the lifeforce of local news. All they have is time to kill! Bear sighting? Sure, why not!

Reporting on a nudist camp is one is only one part of the story. How morning show anchors deal with that story is another. Ladies, start your double entendres! Bonus: Worst. Transition. Ever.