This fellow is Andrew Beran, an adjunct professor at NYU, Pace and Marymount. According to ratemyprofessors.com, he's the 10th hottest professor in the country and the top hottie in New York. Given that Beran teaches math, you have to remember that this is all relative — but, um, is this the best we can do? If the University of Texas can have someone like hipster-scientist-prof Sam Gosling on board, surely New York's institutions of higher learning could boast of a lust object who doesn't wear loafers.