Hot Prof Enjoys Long Walks on the Beach, Candlelit Dinners, Proving Theorems
This fellow is Andrew Beran, an adjunct professor at NYU, Pace and Marymount. According to ratemyprofessors.com, he's the 10th hottest professor in the country and the top hottie in New York. Given that Beran teaches math, you have to remember that this is all relative — but, um, is this the best we can do? If the University of Texas can have someone like hipster-scientist-prof Sam Gosling on board, surely New York's institutions of higher learning could boast of a lust object who doesn't wear loafers.
And then there's this:
Do students ever cross the line?
Once in a while, it's hard to control the girls. One time I took out my pointer to show something on the blackboard, and a girl called out, "Professor Beran, you have a very large pointer!" I had to keep a straight face, but it was hard! And I put the pointer away, and another girl called out, "You might as well whip it out, we already saw it!" I never took out my pointer again.
