[I like to imagine this Arizona man got his vanity plate and then thought, "You know, I'm not sure I'm getting my message across. Maybe I need a bumper sticker or two." Image via Reddit.]

African terrorists are poised to strike America knowing that their Kenyan brother will prevent real Americans from fighting back. Outrageous conservative outrage is our only hope. Today's outrage-off contest of strenuously asserted puzzling sentiments: Mary Matalin vs. Jo-Ann Armao.