nightmares
Dead California Cop Faces Prison For Rape, Kidnapping
Ken Layne · 05/20/13 02:57PMForeign "Crazy Ants" Attacking Southern U.S.
Ken Layne · 05/20/13 11:15AMRabid Bat's Oblivious Victim Roams Mojave Desert
Ken Layne · 05/03/13 07:42AMA man attacked by a rabid bat in the Mojave National Preserve will probably die if not found and treated by health officials. Eyewitnesses say the bat landed on the mystery man's neck outside the desert park's book store at the Kelso Depot between Las Vegas and Los Angeles. The man wandered off, oblivious, and the bat fell dead from rabies.
Roach-Infested Nightmare Bus Forced to Evacuate on New Jersey Highway
Max Read · 03/15/13 02:14PMTwo Men Jailed for Setting Crude, Nightmarish Booby Traps Along a Hiking Trail
Caity Weaver · 04/24/12 10:16PMHere Is the Creepiest Thing You Will See All Year
John Cook · 01/24/12 12:47PMBehold the deeply, deeply unsettling (and NSFW) stop-motion videography of artist Monica Cook (NO RELATION AT ALL WHATSOEVER), featuring animatronic-looking sweaty weirdos giving birth to horrible misshapen babies with outsized genitalia and then turning into werewolves. The video is from March; Cook has a new show at Postmasters Art Gallery in New York featuring, in the words of Animal NY's Marina Galperina, "humanoid, cave-dwelling monkeys, loving in efflorescent goo, conceiving, birthing, mothering, and dying… all while you can see their insides working through their transparent, ripping skin. It's all shiny fluid and dripping flesh, sequins, pipes, teeth and peeled glittered bones." It's also "very touching," she says. Sweet dreams.
Anders Behring Breivik Will Likely Avoid Prison
Seth Abramovitch · 11/30/11 02:02AMThe Army's Plan to Cure Nightmares
Wired.com · 10/21/11 12:40PMA soldier tries to sleep. But he is not safe in his dreams. Jolted awake by a nightmare, the combat veteran fumbles in the dark for his 3-D glasses. He puts them on. Around him are the faces of people whom he trusts. They fight the darkness with him. The soldier's re-lived this scene in his head and the laboratory over and over again, until it has become reassuringly familiar. The soldier knows that his pixelated friends will take him away from these troubled dreams. When the scene is over, he takes off his goggles and looks around him. The soldier is home.
Shafted: Dick Worth Squat
Hamilton Nolan · 08/24/11 03:13PMSo this is how it is, then? Phillip Seaton (pictured)—an innocent man who went in for a routine adult circumcision and awoke to find that a ding dong doc had dinged his ding dong till it was clean gone—has been awarded not one red cent by a jury of his peers. (A "six-man, six-woman jury," his peers? Are they, really? Are they? Penis peers? Are they?)
Moth Flies Into Ear of Cardinals Outfielder
Seth Abramovitch · 08/23/11 11:51PMIn the same week that a Mets game was put on hold while center fielder Angel Pagan attended to a sudden and violent onslaught of loose stools, comes yet another unusual, game-disrupting incident in a Major League outfield: Cardinals left fielder Matt Holliday had to withdraw from Monday night's game because a moth flew into his ear.
'What I Saw Was Not a Penis. What I Saw Was Cancer'
Hamilton Nolan · 08/23/11 09:37AMPhillip Seaton, the unlucky ducky whose bratwurst went bye-bye after his chopper doctor turned pecker wrecker, is finally having his day in court. Tell us, "Dr." John Patterson (pictured grinning with his high-priced attorney; do you find something funny, sir?), how did a simple circumcision become a member dismembering, leaving Phillip Seaton to wake up wangless without even a chance to bid tally-ho to his tallywhacker?
Dick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick
Hamilton Nolan · 08/18/11 08:14AMHow to Drown in an Elevator
Hamilton Nolan · 08/15/11 08:18AMHorrifying Squid Comes to Life and Jumps Off Plate
Maureen O'Connor · 08/05/11 12:39PMWarning: The above video is a graphic squid snuff film. It made me scream out loud.
Sleazy Airbnb Is 'Very Sorry' For Wrecking Your Apartment
Ryan Tate · 08/02/11 03:16PMAirbnb Pillage Victim Says Company Tried to Keep Her Quiet
Adrian Chen · 07/29/11 12:41PMThe Airbnb customer whose home was destroyed by a stranger who'd used the service to rent her apartment says a co-founder of the company tried to convince her to delete her blog post about her nightmare because of the "negative impact it could have on his company's growth and current round of funding." So considerate.