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PETA Coolly Rejected By Just The Ugliest Goddamn Elephant You Will Ever See
Chris Thompson · 10/12/15 06:46PMDozens of Deadly Spiders Burst from Banana As Woman Prepares to Eat It
Neetzan Zimmerman · 11/04/13 03:37PMDallas Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/25/13 03:16PMShark Week Kicks Off With Slow Motion Shots of Jumping, Terrifying Sharks
Zach Mack · 08/01/10 10:09PMThe greatest week of the entire year kicked off tonight with Ultimate Air Jaws, which studies why sharks breach the surface of the water while hunting seals, with some amazing slow motion shots. Four nightmare-inducing videos inside.
This St. Patrick's Day, Pray You're Lucky Enough Not To Run Into Rosie O'Donnell
Seth Abramovitch · 03/17/08 07:25PMWe were going to slap together our own St. Patrick's Day e-card for you, but then we stumbled upon the one above from Rosie O'Donnell's Flickr stream. In it, O'Donnell affects her best impression of Peiste, Ireland's fearsome lough monster, who, unlike the relatively benign Nessie, won't hesitate to take you whole into her powerful jaws, crunching hungrily on your bones in her insatiable quest for warm, nourishing human flesh. Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone!