Nick Offerman Sings About Needing a Third Hand Just for His Whiskey
Jay Hathaway · 12/04/14 11:10AMThe great misfortune of Nick Offerman, designated Platonic form of American manliness, is that he can't practice all of his many manly hobbies simultaneously: Drinking Scotch while woodworking or riding a horse, while technically possible, doesn't comport with proper safety procedure.