Nick Offerman Has Just One Piece of Advice for College Freshmen
School's back in session, and another class of college freshmen is embarking on the traditional years-long journey of learning, drinking, fucking, and non-dischargeable debt. It's too late to save them now, but Nick Offerman has one exquisite dram of wisdom that could make their time go more smoothly: Don't use your roommate's soap.
Well, that's basically what he said, anyway. Close enough.
Previously in Nick Offerman and education: The time he lectured the media on the Bill of Rights.