A BBC reporter delivered the giggling, high-as-fuck newscast of the year when he accidentally smoked the pile of burning heroin, opium, and hashish he was supposed to be reporting on.

Bros, I'm totally stoked on this sick skateboarding bloop—you gotta peep it with your socket rockets. Check out where the board lands—hint: this poser's dome!!—right after the dude bails!

Sam Rubin, one of the morning anchors at KTLA 5 in Los Angeles, was in the middle of a self-deprecating story about the time his wife asked him, "When did you become the fat one on that show?" when a reporter had to cut in to deliver a breaking totally sick burn.

The South Sydney Rabbitohs, a rugby team partially owned by Russell Crowe, won the Australian National Rugby League championship yesterday, its first victory in 43 years. "It's all about the bunnies down here," said a Channel Nine reporter, live at the scene. Wrong. It was all about one fan's swinging dick.

An Australian teen has died after falling from the balcony of a New Zealand ski resort Thursday and sustaining serious head injuries. It's a sobering situation that 9 News chose to memorialize with a photo of the deceased and his friends throwing up "the shocker."

Alison Bologna, an anchor for Providence, Rhode Island's NBC 10, earned a spot in every future YouTube news blooper compilation for her coverage of a fuck truck—er, a fire truck—that overturned near Charlotte, N.C., last Thursday, injuring four.

The truly surreal moment is when a woman, presumably the kid's mother, hoists her kid up and lets him dunk the ball, and she yells at Tomasulo "In yo' face!" That moment almost made us think that the whole thing was faked, but Tomasulo Twittered about it back in May, and Twitter is always to be trusted.