Given that every other TV show these days features members of the public performing not quite like trained monkeys but more like average humans with personality disorders (sometimes the disorder being simply that they don't have them: The Hills returns tonight!), it's no surprise that a school has been founded to help aspiring reality stars realize their dreams. At the New York Reality TV School you can learn how to be a more tantrum-prone, attention-seeking, outrageous and, if you know what's good for you, bisexual version of yourself.