Ron Swanson, Director of Parks and Recreation is a Pawnee enigma. He adores breakfast meats and Steffie Graf, hates government, has two ex-wives named Tammy, and can carve a harp with his bare hands after 6 shots of whiskey.

Despite the annoying "Betty White to Host..." Facebook groups following her SNL appearance, overkill is a word that shan't apply to her. Tonight, White chatted it up with Jay Leno about Jay-Z's inappropriate touching, SNL, Liberace and more. Videos inside.

Kevin Jonas, aka "The Ugly One" of the Jonas Brothers, was a celebrity contestant on tonight's Minute to Win It. Flanked by his wife (yes, wife), brothers and parents, Jonas competed admirably—and homoerotically. Inside, ~*~fabulous~*~ video highlights. *Snaps*

Tonight's the night! Betty White is hosting SNL and, as expected, she's killing it. An instant classic from the episode? White—along with Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon—in a hilarious "Delicious Dish" sketch about her famous "muffin." Video inside.

NBC hasn't decided which four new shows it'll pick up for the fall season. But the network has chosen its six favorites, and registered the shows' Twitter handles. Obviously, someone on the internet noticed.

There's not much to say here besides this: inside, you'll see a video of Betty White. In the aforementioned video, White plays beer pong with Jimmy Fallon. Who wins? Who gets wasted? You'll have to watch to find out. Huzzah!

As we predicted last week, NBC has announced Alec Baldwin will host SNL's season finale.

Jay Leno: afraid to insult people directly, but not honorable enough to just avoid it altogether. During last night's monologue, Leno showed a fake Facebook page for the accused Times Square bomber. Under his favorite pages? "Team Coco." Video inside.

America is abuzz with the news that NBC Universal head Jeff Zucker—who has methodically and predictably destroyed the NBC brand during his tenure there—is considering running for elected office, once he gets canned. He's destined for politics.

18 years after Jay Leno was chosen over him to host The Tonight Show, and months after Leno took the title back from Conan O'Brien, David Letterman is still bitter. Inside, video of Letterman's anti-Leno statements on tonight's Late Show.

Yeah, Conan, we get it. You got screwed out of a job. Now that your ill-advised interview on 60 Minutes is over, it's time to lay that to rest before your fans begin to turn against you.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien made his long-awaited return to television with an interview on 60 Minutes. O'Brien was candid about the entire Late Night Wars fiasco, taking shots at Jay Leno, Jeff Zucker and NBC in the process. Video highlights inside.

Since starting as Ron's assistant, April had managed to make her boss happy by halting all potential public interactions. Supplicants were scheduled for a day the secretary thought she'd invented through calender trickery. Unfortunately, that day is very real.

Abed revealed a list of cliches from movies that he was determined to get through in his first year at community college. Troy signed up to help him through it, culminating in a fantastic food fight/80's movie-ending.

Michael was in full pickup mode on last night's Office, using a carefully crafted Powerpoint presentation to woo a potential client. As you can see, there's no more astute practitioner of subliminal messaging.

On tonight's 30 Rock, Will Forte played Jenna Maloney's cross dressing, Jenna impersonating new boyfriend, Jina Baloney. And for a generally awkward, goofy looking dude, his transition into lady-babe (or is the right word Shman?) wasn't awful.

On Sunday, the ancient news program will send out another broadcast from its nursing home, this time about that comedian its grandson likes, Conan O'Brien. CBS has released an excerpt, and it is vaguely juicy? Conan talks tough-ish about NBC.

At least at the box office where the unstoppable fire-breathers roared for another week. They've been trained how to fly, but J.Lo's career is still in an unstoppable tailspin thanks to another movie dud.

Tonight's SNL may not be great, but at least we had this: the first of what will hopefully be many hilarious promos for the Betty White-hosted May 8th episode. Watch as White talks about web rumors that she's a "cougar."

Chris Hansen traveled to Detroit, Michigan for a Dateline special that aired tonight on the state of what is probably America's most desolate city. And in aerial footage—devastation porn at its best—Detroit's grim plight was revealed. Video inside.