If you've visited Times Square, you've probably either seen the Naked Cowboy gyrating around or been sucked into taking a touristy photo with him. Now there are two Naked Cowgirls on the street—and Naked Cowboy is pissed.

Times Square fixture the Naked Cowboy sent a cease-and-desist letter to Sandy Kane, the bawdy stripper who unleashes her shtick on tourists daily as the Naked Cowgirl. He wants her to sign a franchise agreement. Say what?