mysteries
What the Hell Is This Foul Thing Oozing Out of a Street in China?
Neetzan Zimmerman · 05/15/13 02:29PMAustralia No Longer a Safe Place for Women, Sandwiches, Teens
Caity Weaver · 05/09/13 07:08PMDead Pennsylvania Woman Found Alive in Florida
Taylor Berman · 05/01/13 08:19PMEleven years ago, Brenda Heist dropped her two children off at school in Lititz, Pa. and then disappeared. The dinner she'd been preparing was left defrosting, and her car was found in a nearby county. None of her possessions were missing. Nine years later, her ex-husband, Lee Heist, who police initially viewed as a suspect, had her declared legally dead. Since then, her ex husband has remarried, and her two children, now 19 and 23, went to college.
Two Crew Members From Missing North Korean Ship Found Dead in Japan
Taylor Berman · 04/29/13 08:27PMJustin Bieber Cancels Lisbon Concert, Observes #SundayFunday on Twitter
Caity Weaver · 03/11/13 10:01AMWho Killed Cruz? The 'Suspicious' Death of a Prizewinning 'Smiley Dog'
Caity Weaver · 02/28/13 01:19PMOn February 10th, dog handler Robert Chaffin and his charge, a fluffy three-year-old Samoyed named Cruz, shared a steak and a hotel room as they prepared for the Westminster Dog Show. Six days later, while at a show in Colorado, the cuddly "marshmallow" began vomiting up blood. Within hours, Cruz was dead.
Scientists Discover Remains of 'Drowned Continent' East of Madagascar
Mallory Ortberg · 02/24/13 03:15PMKanye West Knows Words and Is Tweeting Them Now, in a Random Stream
Caity Weaver · 01/25/13 05:08PMWhy Do Assholes Love Watches?
Hamilton Nolan · 01/24/13 03:05PMWhen you think of "things that self-aggrandizing assholes like," you may think of flashy jewelry, or exotic sports cars, or misquoting The Art of War. True enough. But there is no single signifier more characteristic of the upwardly mobile, ostentatious yet fundamentally insecure, braggart asshole male than an expensive fucking watch. See this? It's a Breitling, bro. Don't touch.
The Sweet vs. Dill Relish Imbalance Is an Outrage
Hamilton Nolan · 01/15/13 01:10PMLet's examine this issue calmly, one step at a time. People invented pickling thousands of years ago as a way to preserve perishable foods. The preservation comes from acidity. That's that classic sourish, pickly flavor. Americans consume more than 20 billion pickles a year. Most of those pickles are dill. Dill pickles are the most popular kind of pickles.
Why Are Dogs Racist? Canine Experts Speak
Hamilton Nolan · 01/03/13 12:15PMDogs: why are they so racist? You know the type: prancing along as merry as can be until a human of a certain skin tone walks by, and then—bang!—all the barking and snarling and biting. It's been a source of uncomfortable comedy for years. Some dogs are just racist. But why? We turned to the real live dog psychology experts to find out.
Mystery Solved: The University of Chicago Received Mail for Indiana Jones Due to a Bizarre Post Office Error
Taylor Berman · 12/17/12 10:58PMThrough a combination of strange luck and postal incompetence, the University of Chicago's admissions office received a mysterious package addressed to a "Henry Walton Jones, Jr" late last week. At first, they assumed it was sent to the wrong department, and it was placed in separate pile. Some time later, a student-worker realized that Henry Walton Jones, Jr is actually Indiana Jones, who was, as you might remember, a famous, if fictional, University of Chicago alumnus.
Mainstream Media Attack Dogs Think We're Asking Too Many Questions About Orange Pie
Hamilton Nolan · 12/03/12 03:25PMHere at Gawker, we stand in opposition to the back-slapping Lamestream Media and its cozy relationships with Big Business, from Big Fruit all the way to Big Pie. That's why we were the only news organization brave enough to come right out and ask, "Hey, how come you never see orange pie, on the menu or whatever?" It was only a matter of time before Big Pie sent out its MSM attack dogs to try to recapture the narrative.
Are Nuts Salty or Sweet?
Hamilton Nolan · 11/28/12 12:00PMLet us stipulate, as gentlemen and gentlewomen, that food can generally be divided into two separate and distinct categories: Sweet foods, and Salty (or Savory) foods. Accepting momentarily this fundamental bifurcation, we turn our attention, as we do so often, to nuts. Nuts. Are they a salty food, or a sweet food? The answer is not so simple.