At the new Walmart Supercenter in Longmont, Colorado, the employees danced to "Surfin' Bird" during their team meeting, causing us all to question the retail giant's company policies. Seems like these employees have been drinking the kool-aid.

What's worse than sitting through two hours of an American Idol results show? Sitting through two hours of an American Idol results show just to see Jennifer Lopez's new music video for the Pitbull-assisted "On the Floor." Here it is!

Guess what, gang! Tonight, we've got another all-new (and live, for real this time) episode of American Idol—from 8:00 PM to 10:00 PM on FOX—during which we'll get down to our Top 12. Your open thread, inside.

Here's 5-year-old Rowan singing "Own Side Now" with her dad on guitar. Little kids are too cute when they want to be.

It's 2011, and let's be honest: a lot of us don't do too much. In honor of this trend, this man wrote a song, claiming he is the "Saddam of being lazy." Don't hate. Let's give a shout out for waking up late!

Well, gang, we've finally made it past the audition stages! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM, live on FOX—this season's Top 12 American Idol girls will perform for the judges and our votes. Your open thread is inside!

Well now! It's highly-autotuned and incredibly repetitive, but we'll let you decide exactly how you feel about Kim's musical debut. Let's just say we think this song could be a follow-up to the Jersey Shore's Angelina and her musical debut.

Kim Kardashian debuted her first foray into music—a feat of autotuning called "Jam"—on Ryan Seacrest's radio show today. "Turn me up, Turn me up, Turn me, Turn me, Turn me up," she bleats thinly. Kim is either trapped at a club with very quiet DJ (The same club where Ke$ha and J.Lo are always begging, "Turn it up." Maybe the deejays are quiet because they only have access to shitty songs?) or she is asking us to turn up the faucet from which all things Kim Kardashian pour, because this song is a celebration of the art of earning your keep with half-hearted product endorsements and paid appearances:

It was only a matter of time before Charlie Sheen's antics landed themselves in a remixed rap. Congrats to Mac Lethal for making "An Ode to Charlie Sheen's Tiger Blood," and beating everyone to it.

Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, the forever-delayed, utterly doomed musical from Julie Taymor, Bono and the Edge, is still in previews. But that doesn't mean that the cast can't perform a weirdly tame song on David Letterman's Late Show!

Well, gang, we've finally made it past the audition stages! Tonight—from 8:00 to 9:30 PM, live on FOX—this season's Top 12 American Idol guys will perform for the judges and our votes. Your open thread is inside!

During the demonstrations against Scott Walker in Madison, Wisconsin gathered to sing this song of protest from Les Misérables. It was organized in less than 24 hours and is definitely a most unique way to speak out.

Chet Haze, the hottest Northwestern University-based up-and-coming rapper who was fathered by the narrator of The Polar Express, is finally speaking out on his creative process:

Pop music is in a rut of rip-offs: Lady Gaga rips off Madonna; Christina Aguilera and Rihanna rip off Gaga; Ke$ha rips off the rip-offs; and everybody claims it was "artistic inspiration." Well, Gigi Leung is here to tell you there ain't no knock-off like a Chinese knock-off, because Chinese knock-offs don't apologize.

This bizarre occurrence on morning TV can be explained by two words: "NBC synergy." Yes, just like Alec Baldwin mocks on 30 Rock, Lil Jon hung with Kathie Lee and Hoda a week before The Apprentice premieres.

He's got quite the knack for lip synching and dancing while seated. Let yourself get lost in the complete silliness that is this video and enjoy what is sure to become your new favorite song.

Gwyneth Paltrow just sang at the Oscars. How'd it go? Methinks our own Richard Lawson put it best when he tweeted, "At this point it must be concluded that Gwyneth Paltrow has no grasp of the concept of embarrassment."

In case you forgot, the 2011 Academy Awards are on right now! James Franco and Anne Hathaway are hosting (and being awkward). And for some reason, we were just treated (subjected?) to this random Auto-Tune the News-like montage.

Apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur... and some hardcore licks to go along with them. Flo Rida and T-Pain should get this guy in the studio for their next song together.

The doctor is in. Following up his performance at the Grammy's with a new music video featuring stage mates Skylar Grey & Eminem, is the one and only Dr. Dre. The video follows Mr. Doctor through his past via Ferrari.