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Brad Pitt Devoured by Lions
Richard Lawson · 09/26/11 10:27AMEveryone Loves to Blame Gwyneth Paltrow
Richard Lawson · 09/12/11 09:50AMAshton Kutcher Can Only Be Defeated by Anthony Hopkins
Richard Lawson · 01/31/11 10:43AM
In terms of acting legends going toe-to-toe, this was a battle to end all battles. In the end, Anthony Hopkins squeaked out a victory. Meanwhile, The King's Speech is enjoying more of a clear victory, heading toward mega-hit status.
Ashton Kutcher Is All Your Fault
Richard Lawson · 01/24/11 11:49AM
Cinema's most annoying actor is absolutely your fault, because you keep going to see movies that he is in! Stop doing that! But please keep going to see The King's Speech, because that makes us look good.
Seth Rogen Beats Vince Vaughn in Epic Being Annoying Contest
Richard Lawson · 01/17/11 11:30AM
It's true! Though this holiday weekend isn't technically over, we do have a good idea of how the box office cookie crumbled, and it seems as though Seth Rogen has emerged victorious. Poor Vince Vaughn.
Country and Western Has Finally Taken Over America
Richard Lawson · 01/10/11 11:20AM
Between True Grit's smash success and Country Strong's steady progress, this is flyover country's world, we're just living in it. Elsewhere, Nicolas Cage scares up some foreign money (and witches) and the Fockers keep on focking.
The Western Shall Rise Again
Richard Lawson · 01/03/11 11:18AM
Now that True Grit is a bona fide smash hit, we can expect to see a lot more Westerns in the future. We cannot, however, expect to see a lot more Fockers movies. Those are probably done.
Jack Black's Black Christmas
Richard Lawson · 12/27/10 11:30AM
The top movie this holy weekend was the threequel to the epic Meet the Parents trilogy, Little Fockers. Ben Stiller's never going away! Can't say the same for his friend Jack Black, though.
Witherspoon's Withering Weekend
Richard Lawson · 12/20/10 11:17AMNatalie Portman Is a Great Big Shining Star
Richard Lawson · 12/13/10 12:25PMHot Lesbian Ballerina Sex Surprisingly Lucrative at the Box Office
Richard Lawson · 12/06/10 11:21AMAmericans Would Rather See Hermione & Harry Naked Than Jake & Annie
Richard Lawson · 11/29/10 10:37AMDespite Egregious Nudity, Harry Potter Charms Big Time
Richard Lawson · 11/22/10 11:17AMRachel McAdams Not As Beloved As We Thought
Richard Lawson · 11/15/10 10:49AMUnborn Children Not as Important as Already Born Ones
Richard Lawson · 11/08/10 12:08PMEveryone Has Reached Climax With Torture Porn
Richard Lawson · 11/01/10 10:23AMEveryone's Favorite Jackasses Totally Ball-Punched by Handycam Ghosts
Richard Lawson · 10/25/10 09:21AMYou Should All Be Ashamed of Yourselves, America
Richard Lawson · 10/18/10 10:30AM
You gave Jackass 3D so much money it is embarrassing. You gave it more than the next three movies down combined. Good work, you jerks.