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Last Minute Mother's Day Gifts: A Guide
Richard Lawson · 05/07/10 03:31PM16 and Pregnant: Keep on the Sunny Side
Florabel Mulvaney · 04/14/10 04:20PMEven as your dreams get dashed one by one. Lizzie had a full future planned: college, marriage, professional flautistry... But motherhood shoves all that off the table. Still, she adjusts her ambitions and carries on.
16 and Pregnant: A Faceful of Comeuppance
Florabel Mulvaney · 04/07/10 03:41PMHow to Not Be A Soccer Mom
Alison Flood · 04/05/10 10:00AMThis video basically teaches you how not to lose your personality in the throws of motherhood. It also tells you that tailgating at your childrens' games is acceptable, and so is taking your shirt off after soccer.
More Trouble for Goldman Sachs
Remy Stern · 03/24/10 04:16PMScience: Wal-Mart Shoppers Are World's Best People
Hamilton Nolan · 03/23/10 09:31AMJanice Min's Internet Future
Hamilton Nolan · 03/03/10 11:52AMSusan Sarandon's Mom Just As Shocked As You
Pareene · 01/04/10 02:26PMJohn Roberts: The Christmas Tree
Whitney Jefferson · 12/02/09 03:05PMMy Mom's On Facebook
Whitney Jefferson · 12/01/09 05:42PMThis cheese-tastic video reminds us a little too much of the "FreeCreditReport.com" jingle, but it channels a pain that all too many of us currently face. Let's face it, facebook is simply not cool anymore.
If You Want to Lose Weight, Have a Baby
Hamilton Nolan · 11/12/09 11:57AMBut What Will Parenthood Mean For Your Yuppie Fitness Routine?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/01/09 10:17AMWe Wanted To Be a Millionaire
Pareene · 08/25/09 04:46PMShe'll Do Anything to Save Money
Hamilton Nolan · 03/27/09 01:45PMHero Journalist Doesn't Let Mom Get Away With Wanton Baby-Having
Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/09 09:53AMTwitter Mom Power! Innocuous Ads Successfully Banned
Hamilton Nolan · 11/18/08 11:12AMHaven't we warned you people that Twitter and all of its attendant microtrends are nothing but trouble? That also goes for "the internet" and "bloggers," and especially for "mom bloggers," a particularly virulent and dangerous subset. Corporate America has now learned this lesson the hard way. The outrage of Twitter moms has forced the big bad Motrin corporation to pull its totally innocent ad campaign for aspirin. Power to the people! Detect the horrible offense here for yourself:
A Mother Responds to Palin Emailgate
Pareene · 09/17/08 04:36PMHere is one of the many charming emails your editors have received since we reposted some emails that were hacked and originally posted by Anonymous earlier today, and then called a phone number. Now the "bloggers post their hate mail so you can point and laugh" routine is dead tired, but this one invokes your day editor's mom! "You obviously are too immature to realize that this is a pregnant woman you are bothering. Ask your mom if she approves." We went to your day editor's mom for comment.
Matthew McConaughey's Mom Recalls The Time His Father Expired Inside Her
Seth Abramovitch · 08/27/08 11:50AMBehind every great man is a great mom—and no one knows that more than Tropic Thunder star Matthew McConaughey, who appears to have chosen a perfectly lovely one to bear him a son, suitable for toting to red carpet events and John Mellencamp concerts in a Coleman beer cooler. But what of McConaughey himself? To whom can we attribute his uncompromisingly freewheeling spirit, his Southern sophistication, and, yes, his undeniable sexual ferocity? To put it a little more floridly: Who planted little Matthew's placenta beneath a tree, and tended to it lovingly until it bore fruit? We now have an answer:
No One Can Be a Secret Lesbian in Peace Anymore
Sheila · 07/24/08 02:21PM"Just found out the the former President of my company is a lesbian. She was married w/ 4 kids! HINT—I work in Publishing," whispers a snitch on the YouBeMom parenting messageboard. No, not Bonnie Fuller, the secret lesbian was an "editor," someone else chimes in. Or, wait: "Wasn't an editor, she was in Advertising.. she has her own company now." Despite the unholy thread that unspools, we still have no idea who the secret lesbian—posited to be somewhere inside Conde Nast—could be. In case you were wondering what else these moms have on their shriveled little minds:Other quality threads include,