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Former Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King Offered $250k Contract with YouPorn as She Compares Herself to Kim Kardashian on Twitter
Neetzan Zimmerman · 02/28/13 01:32PMMiss Delaware Teen USA Resigns After Porn Video Surfaces
Cord Jefferson · 02/26/13 03:06PMRick Perry Partied with Reality Stars at Fashion Week
Maureen O'Connor · 09/15/11 09:27PMFar-right presidential candidate Rick Perry dined with self-appointed "godfather of politics" Donald Trump last night. What did they do afterwards? Partied with pageant queens, Kardashians, and Kathie Lee Gifford at the Sheri Hill fashion show in the Trump Tower. Update: Page Six reports that Perry "made a beeline backstage" to hang out with the models, including Kathie Lee's daughter Cassidy.
Miss South Carolina Adjusting Nicely To Life As America's Most Instantly Recognizable Incoherent Pageant Queen
defamer.com · 01/04/08 05:00PM
For an early afternoon Britney palate cleanser, we thought we'd offer you this Tyra clip of South Carolinian Miss Teen U.S.A. 2007 candidate Caitlin Upton, who has secured herself a lasting place in the Annals of American Density for her now-legendary 91-word response to a question about the scourge of geographical ignorance currently plaguing our population.
seth · 08/29/07 11:45AM
Didn't Anyone Tell Her The Correct Answer Is Always, 'World Peace?'
heatherfug · 08/27/07 11:58AMBeauty Pageant Contestant As Smart As The President
abalk · 08/27/07 10:00AMHere's Miss Teen USA contestant Lauren Caitlin Upton answering a politically-charged question about American's inability to locate their own country on a map. Her answer more or less directly proves the validity of the question. South Carolinians must be beaming with pride right now!