· You make the call: Whom should we be more pissed off at, the careless publicist who spoiled The OC finale or the bitter star who went on TV to spoil it? PS—Don't follow that link if you don't want to suffer the same spoiler disappointment we did.
· And don't watch this video if you don't want tonight's Lost ruined (OK, fake-ruined) for you as well.
· This is the Tony Danza Code. We think you already know what you're in for with this one.
· Isaac Hayes reproduces, quietly. Just the way we like it.
· God, we really need this right about now: Hey, unicorns!

When two gossip-attracting starlets publicly deny that there's a rivalry percolating between them, it's the solemn duty of the tabloids to make sure that if no feud existed previously, one does now:

A Defamer operative sends in this report of what starts out as your standard issue Hollywood brat party jaded hipsters, the cast of The O.C., honorary "cool" party dad Jeremy Piven but thanks to some shoddy workmanship, quickly takes a disastrous turn for the soggy:

Who knew that local Fairfax Avenue watering hole The Dime had a Shirley Temple night? A couple of Defamer spies spotted decidedly underage (yet bar-omnipresent) starlets Lindsay Lohan and Mischa Barton there on Friday night, and one of them had an ear pricked up, capturing this paradoxically fascinating/inane moment of conversation:

• Oil heir Brandon Davis isn't taking too well to being dumped by The O.C. star Mischa Barton. Apparently he's down in Tijuana, passed out in an alley from taking too many sleeping pills and tequila shots. [Lowdown (last item)]
• Tom Cruise has Scientology, Madonna has Kabbalah, and now director David Lynch has transcedental meditation. Finally, Lynch is normal, if only by default. [Page Six]
• Jude Law continues to beg for his fiancée Sienna Miller's forgiveness, but she's not wearing her ring. If we were the supportive types, we'd be shouting something along the lines of, "You go, girl!" But we're not, so we won't. [R&M]
• Al Pacino, Rose McGowan, vomit, rinse, repeat. [Page Six]