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This Terrifying 'Twerk Fail' Is Proof That Twerking Is Bad For You
Neetzan Zimmerman · 09/06/13 07:50AMIt's not every day that a video entitled "Worst Twerk Fail EVER" actually follows through, but in Caitlin Heller's case, every single thing that could possibly go wrong does — and then some.
Richard Cohen Takes a Stand Against Rape Inflation
Hamilton Nolan · 09/03/13 09:12AMCotton-topped moron Richard Cohen is, of course, an awful newspaper columnist. We're used to his steady stream of ill-concealed bigotry, horny romance diatribes, and routine contempt for the entire idea of "journalism." But now, Richard Cohen is forging bold new frontiers of fucked up sexual obsession.
Important Advice for Miley Cyrus
John Cook · 08/29/13 02:23PM
"Can I Say Twerk?" A Miley Cyrus Glossary for Whites
Caity Weaver · 08/29/13 09:30AMOn Sunday, the Lord’s day, Miley Cyrus crawled out of a big teddy bear (that had eaten her, I guess?) and pitched around the stage of a multi-purpose indoor Brooklyn arena in what another century might have labeled “the latter stages of female hysteria.” She licked her mouth a lot. She knocked her butt, clad in rubber underpants, into the crotch of a married man 16 years her senior. It was her dad’s birthday.
Morgan Freeman Recites the Dictionary Definition of the Word 'Twerking'
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/28/13 10:40AMRich Juzwiak · 08/28/13 09:48AM
Here's a Supercut of People Saying "Twerk" on the News
Rich Juzwiak · 08/27/13 02:14PMMiley Cyrus' jaw-dropping twerk-a-thon at this year's MTV Video Music A-twerks was a twerktacular twerkfest that set off a 24/7 twerk cycle. The news loves twerking, the news is confused by twerking, some people on the news won't twerk, some people say they will but don't.
The Ultimate Miley Cyrus Reaction Song Has Already Been Written
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/27/13 11:03AMIt's been just over 36 hours since Miley Cyrus stuck her tongue out at the pearl-clutching world of knee-jerk moral outrage, but someone already went and wrote a song that puts the entire manufactured fiasco in perfect perspective.