I think we can all agree that this week's Saturday Night Live was pleasing to both "SNL purists" and those who love the show in its current incarnation.

New York's Scotland-themed "Dressed to Kilt" fashion show is our annual reminder that male celebrities have bodies significantly worse than their female peers. Whereas lady catwalkers are bronzed, buffed, and waxed, these men are a parade of pasty chicken-legs.

If sparkly vampires shit in the woods, would you listen? Did Michael Jackson drink Pepsi? Is Amy Winehouse on drugs again? Does being Ashley Durpre get you invited to parties? Is Jay-Z still gangster? Presenting your Sunday Morning Gossip Roundup:

• Naomi Campbell pleaded guilty today to all six counts in connection with her assault on a police officer at Heathrow back in April. A sentencing date hasn't been set, but she's looking at a maximum six-month prison sentence and a $10,000 fine. We bet garbage duty in New York's looking a whole lot better now. [Daily Telegraph]

Our Stalkettes' very well-reasoned argument that Zach Braff is without worth really struck a chord with us. It also made us think about how incredibly sick we are of reading basically the same sighting of the Jerseyan ass-grabbing menace over and over again. "Saw Zach Braff the other night outside of the Beatrice Inn talking to
a pretty girl." "Saw Zach Braff at anotheroom in Tribeca...he was sitting with a young lady who was glowing just to be with him." "Zach Braff having dinner at Pastis. He arrived with a pretty girl and they joined a group of friends." And of course, "Zach Braff hanging out with an attractive petite blonde babe at the end of the bar at La Esquina." We get it. A babe is to this dude what a hockey stick is to Mike Meyers, and to be honest, these sightings make us pine for the latter. At least Mike is sort of funny. So keep your Zach Braff knowledge locked up inside next to your Ethan Hawke knowledge from now on! BANNED!

The time: 2 p.m.
The date: August 20.
The place: Bank Street at Greenwich Street.
Sighted: "Mike Myers on my stoop on Bank and Greenwich with a much younger hipster chick making out. He is super polite."

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· "Where: Loews 42nd St Theatre Who: Jimmy Fallon JF looked a lot older in person — maybe because he was so uncharacteristically subdued. My friend thought he was very plain looking. We were, however, impressed by his Yoji Yamamoto Adidas sneakers (they�re like $400!!).
· in LA: "Bill Maher smoking dope in his limousine with Dennis Miller in front of the CBS Artist's Entrance on Beverly in LA. Every Wednesday. He leaves the doors open to be cooler."
· "just saw the poser punk rockers from Good Charlotte on 54 Street, they look like they just walked out of a mall."