On this week's edition of The Bachelor, we said goodbye to the season's manipulative and crazy favorite Michelle. Have no fear! She's appeared on Ellen to dispel rumors and noted that her final goodbyes with Brad were edited out.

Michelle Obama claims that President Obama hasn't smoked a cigarette in "almost a year." That's frightening news. If he hasn't been smoking while dealing with this Egyptian crisis, then something's wrong with him.

What were Twitterati like Michelle Malkin, Xeni Jardin, and Michael Buckley high on today? Doesn't really matter — they're all addicted to Twitter. Today's most addled tweets: