Yesterday, birthday boy Donald Trump went to great lengths to align himself with what he called “the LB and LGBT community.” Just two years ago, though, his support wasn’t quite so effusive when he called in to Fox & Friends to discuss Michael Sam’s history-making post-draft kiss.

LSU's Delta Kappa Epilson chapter is awful sorry about the banner they hung from their frat house this weekend for the game against Sam Houston State, which read "Michael isn't the only Sam getting the D tonight." While "satire" was the goal, DKE brothers say, "crossing the line and causing offense to others [was] never the intent."

After news broke that first openly-gay NFLer Michael Sam had signed to the Dallas Cowboys practice squad, Houston's Fox 26 apparently snuck a dumb gay joke about Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo into its news crawl: "Tony Romo, still the gayest player on the Cowgirls."

Dallas' own Aunt Sassy, Amy Kushnir, appeared last night on Fox News to defend her allergic reaction to seeing Michael Sam kiss his boyfriend. Spoiler alert: "Blah blah blah traditional values blah blah blah." Homophobia, by the way, is a traditional value.

Amy Kushnir, who lost her shit on Tuesday's episode of her View-esque local Dallas gabfest The Broadcast, used yesterday's show to explain why she stormed off set during a discussion about Michael Sam kissing his boyfriend. (Spoiler alert: The explanation does not contain sentence, "I'm a tantrum-throwing homophobe.")

A response to those who lost and are still losing their shit over the Michael Sam kiss: "There simply needs to be more queer smooching to desensitize the world. So with that, I hereby launch the Great Facebook Kiss-In, urging everyone...to change their profile pics to two women kissing or two men kissing."

A host of the local Dallas morning show The Broadcast was so overwhelmed by disdain after watching Michael Sam kiss his boyfriend that she stormed off the set during Tuesday's broadcast.

Michael Sam made history this weekend by being the first openly gay player drafted into the NFL, but he still has several hurdles to clear before making the St. Louis Rams. As a seventh-round pick, Sam is far from guaranteed to make the Rams—in fact, his new coach Jeff Fisher said he won't hesitate to cut Sam if he isn't good enough to make the team.

Derrick Ward, a Super Bowl-winning former running back for the New York Giants and the Houston Texans, had a lot to say about the NFL draft last night, where Michael Sam reacted to his draft pick by joyfully kissing his boyfriend.

Michael Sam, the University of Missouri football player who came out as gay in February, three months in advance of the NFL draft, was drafted this evening by the St. Louis Rams. He reacted the way any athlete would: by kissing his significant other.

Is the buff guy who posted this nude photo on Grindr actually NFL prospect—and likely first openly gay NFL player—Michael Sam?

Embattled and disgraced butter shill Paula Deen is the gift that keeps on giving, if you consider an uncannily chipper older woman whose face is always an interesting color and who can't quite manage to stop saying shitty things about minorities despite a career-upending scandal tied to her racism a gift. (You do. That's why you're here.)

Michael Sam, the first openly gay football player likely to make an NFL team, has a penis. And some people believe that his penis became erect at this week's NFL Scouting Combine, that there is photographic evidence of said openly gay erect penis, and that this is somehow a "nightmare" for the NFL.

In the 11th grade, I was outed as a Homosexican by a wicked lesbian with a brawny, murderous jawline. She was the nefarious and lesbianly athletic bastion of projectile teenage misery, and I, the unpopular, inconsequential bystander of her hatred for my then best friends.

During his "Hansen Unplugged: Celebrating Our Differences" segment Monday night, WFAA sports anchor Dale Hansen issued a near perfect public takedown to the the anonymous NFL officials in Sports Illustrated's much-criticized Michael Sam story.

Alternate headline: Straightsplaining: NFL Edition.

On the heels of Missouri defensive lineman Michael Sam's coming out, ESPN's entirely unscientific online poll shows two-thirds support for a gay NFL player across every state in America except Mississippi and Tennessee. Let's see how that changes if we leave... a link to the quiz... right... here.