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Hugh Grant To Make Out With Entire City
Ryan Tate · 02/13/09 08:05AMGwyneth Goes Solo, Chris Brown Leaves Town
cityfile · 02/13/09 06:33AM
• Poor Gwynnie will have to brave V-Day alone, since Chris Martin's on tour and she's not sure what continent he's on. [NYDN]
• Chris Brown left Las Vegas yesterday, where he'd been holed up at the Hard Rock. He also updated his Facebook page, changing his status to single and writing, "You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!" [NYP, E!]
• Jesus Luz, Madonna's 22-year-old "special friend," is now into Kabbalah. [P6]
• Joaquin Phoenix is still running around town acting crazy; it's still unclear if he's drugged out of his mind or if it's just a big hoax. [NYDN]
Phelps Party Arrests Get Three Dimes Off the Street
Hamilton Nolan · 02/12/09 09:26AMStoners to Boycott Kellogg's, Until They Get High and Forget
Pareene · 02/11/09 06:09PMMichael Phelps Gets Eight Kids at Party Arrested
Hamilton Nolan · 02/10/09 12:02PMPaul Rejects Paris, Gwynnie Goes Missing
cityfile · 02/10/09 06:59AM
• Paris Hilton hasn't given up on her dream of musical superstardom. At a Grammy after-party on Sunday, she accosted Paul McCartney and asked him if he'd be interested in doing a duet with her. Paul politely explained that he didn't think he'd have the time. [The Sun]
• Gwyneth Paltrow didn't join Chris Martin at any of the Grammy after-parties, so he found another chick to hang out with instead. [NYDN]
• The Chris Brown-Rihanna situation has taken a turn for the worse. Rihanna's injuries are reportedly "horrific," and include bite marks, facial contusions, and a bloody nose. Brown has hired attorney Mark Geragos to defend him. Both stars have cancelled upcoming appearances. And Brown's Doublemint gum ad has already been pulled. [People, TMZ, NYP]
Inside The Michael Phelps College Doofus Party
Hamilton Nolan · 02/09/09 11:23AMTop Five Kellogg's Recipes For Stoners
Ryan Tate · 02/08/09 09:37PMKellogg, Subway Doing Backstroke Over Michael Phelps Bong Scandal
Owen Thomas · 02/07/09 12:09PMSubway Distancing Themselves from Michael Phelps, Too (Fools)
Hamilton Nolan · 02/06/09 01:36PMWomen to Outnumber Men in the Workplace
cityfile · 02/06/09 09:45AMA terrifying cultural milestone is approaching, one that will further destroy the image of our nation's menfolk, already irrevocably sullied by Michael Phelps' bong-toking and Jeremy Piven's malingering and hairplugs: For the first time in America's history, women will outnumber men in the labor force! Since 82 percent of recent job losses effected men, statistics are likely to soon reveal that more than half the country's breadwinners are of the fairer sex.
Michael Phelps Suspended by USA Swimming, Loses Allowance
Ryan Tate · 02/05/09 10:13PMMichael Phelps Bong Pic to Sink Kellogg Deal
Owen Thomas · 02/05/09 06:55PMKellogg Drops Phelps
cityfile · 02/05/09 04:57PMKellogg says it plans to drop its endorsement deal with Michael Phelps after a photo of him smoking pot was published in the News of the World last weekend. "Michael's most recent behavior is not consistent with the image of Kellogg," explained a spokesperson. In other very disappointing Kellogg-related news, if you purchased Keebler Soft Batch Homestyle Chocolate Chunk Cookies recently, you probably shouldn't eat them unless want to get salmonella poisoning. [AP]
Michael Phelps Could Face Criminal Charges
Ryan Tate · 02/04/09 07:43AMWasserstein Gets Hitched, A-Rod Gets Jealous
cityfile · 02/04/09 06:42AM
• Bruce Wasserstein tied the knot with a "much younger Asian woman" two weekends ago, although details about the billionaire's new bride remain scarce. [P6]
• Alex Rodriguez is jealous and embarrassed that Madonna has been spending so much time with 22-year-old model Jesus Luz, since it makes him look like he got "dumped for a younger stud." [NYDN]
• The City's Jay Lyon—who was named Brent Tuhton until he changed it—has scored a record contract with Universal. [P6]
• Could Mark Badgley and James Mischka really be breaking up? Who is going to design our Oscar gown? [NYDN]
Olivia & Whitney Take a Stand
cityfile · 02/03/09 07:14AM
• Olivia Palermo and Whitney Port are "horrified" that MTV producers have been pressuring them to get into a physical fight at "work" for an upcoming episode on The City and they've even threatened to walk off the set if they're forced to participate. How principled! [P6]
• Lindsay Lohan "stomped around" and "caused chaos" after finding out she'd have to sit in economy on a flight home from Tampa on Saturday. (She also told a friend to "come and visit me back there in case I die.") Horrified flight attendants eventually found her a seat up front. [Fox News]
• Things seem to be heating up between Madonna and Jesus Luz. Also, she took the model to brunch at Macelleria on Sunday, so you know. [DM, NYDN]
• It looks like Julie Janklow's new paramour is none other than surfer Scott Murphy, who split with Marci Klein back in December. [P6, previously]