Michael Musto reports that Sex in the City costume designer Patricia Fields was thrown out of the Gotham party at Cipriani for "just holding a pack of cigarettes." Musto's eloquent commentary: "That's just barfy." Barfy? [Ed. note"barfy": not a word.]
La Dolce Musto [Village Voice]

Which married pretty boy NFL quarterback is gay? [Insert Musto-eque responses: i.e, "No! *Gasp!* Shock!" Pretend to be scandalized.]

In the Musto vein: Which divorced designer recently imported his very own rent-boy from Rio de Janeiro? Brazil, of course, needs all the economic assistance it can get.

The 646 Guy has taken a shot at a few of Musto's blind items. To Musto's question, "is it true about the weatherman and the baseball player?" he responds, "I dunno but can I watch? I'm going with (predictably) Sam Champion as the weatherman (although I wouldn't mind it being John Marshall from Channel 4 and I'm pretty certain it's not Al Roker). As for the baseball player, I could be trite and say Mike Piazza but I won't. I'm going to go with Jason Giambi just because I'm pretty damn sure it can't be him but a man has to dream."

Musto furiously pounds out blind items, mostly regarding the sexual preferences of certain television actorssomething we'd typically consider ambiguous by default. And not that terribly scandalous. But the bit about the "Naked Chef" party in SoBe is amusing.
La Dolce Musto [Village Voice]

Michael Musto reports that homeless people at the Rescue Mission were recently subjected to David Gest and Liza Minelli, who (bless their little black hearts) were serving soup in front of a camera crew that we're sure "just happened" to be there.
La Dolce Musto [Village Voice]