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Whitney Jefferson · 12/08/09 04:00PMMichael Bay's Egregious Overuse of the "360 Degree Hero Shot"
Yoni Lotan · 12/08/09 12:30PMIf you're planning on making a Michael Bay Film, please be sure to include the following: explosions, even more explosions, and the "360 Hero" shot.
Michael Bay's Victoria's Secret Ad, as Subtle as a Raging Teenage Boner
Maureen O'Connor · 12/08/09 02:50AMKanye Apologizes (Again); Patrick Swayze Passes
cityfile · 09/15/09 06:01AM
• Even President Obama has acknowledged (unofficially) that Kanye West's microphone-snatching episode at the VMAs made Kanye a "jackass." Lucky for Jay Leno—and his ratings—Kanye apologized (again) on the comedian's primetime debut last night. "It was rude, period... I'm just ashamed that my hurt caused someone else's hurt," West said. [NYDN, People, Us]
• Topper Mortimer is hooking up with Vogue editor Valerie Boster. (It's about time the dude moved on.) Meanwhile, his ex, Tinsley, is having issues with her new reality show. Producers are trying to drum up other socialites to make appearances since she's not "dynamic enough on her own." [P6]
• Jeremy Piven won't be hugging it out with the Public Theater any time soon. His lawyers have served the venue with a cease and desist over its play, "The Piven Monologues," which details his fishy bailout from "Speed the Plow." [P6]
• Patrick Swayze has died after a 20-month battle with pancreatic cancer. Stars have been paying tribute to the Dirty Dancing star via Twitter, and the old-fashioned way, in released statements. [NYDN, People, Us, Star]
Team Michael Bay's Megan Fox Diss Letter: Censored!
Foster Kamer · 09/13/09 11:15AMAt Summer's End, Hollywood Counts the Money
Richard Rushfield · 09/08/09 10:46AMWe Aren't Seeing Transformers 3 If This Thing's Not in It
Brian Moylan · 08/18/09 01:19PMRobert Pattinson Knocking Up Kristen Stewart Means Nothing Will Be the Same
The Cajun Boy · 07/07/09 07:17AMRobert Pattinson Hates New York and Its Women
The Cajun Boy · 07/06/09 06:52AMI Want To Cry Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel A River Of Domestic Empathy
Foster Kamer · 07/03/09 10:30AMJimmy Frey, Our Former Intern Boy, Makes It Big in Hollywood
Richard Lawson · 06/26/09 03:52PMMichael Bay Made Robot Balls
Richard Lawson · 06/17/09 02:04PMHappy Birthday
cityfile · 02/17/09 07:34AMParis Hilton turns 28 today. Basketball legend Michael Jordan turns 46. Rene Russo is 55. Denise Richards is turning 38. Director Michael Bay is 44. Jerry O'Connell is celebrating his 35th. Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong is 37. Record exec Jason Flom is turning 48. Literary agent Susan Golomb is 49. And Daniel Lawrence Whitney, better known as "Larry the Cable Guy," is 46.
Party at Michael Bay's House for Only $250!
Kyle Buchanan · 12/22/08 04:14PMCh-Ch-Ch, Ah-Ah-Ah: 'Friday the 13th' Remake Reveals 13 Ways to Creatively Die
Kyle Buchanan · 12/05/08 07:15PMBefore he works his way up to the Hitchcockian classics, Michael Bay is determined to tackle some more lowbrow cinematic remakes, and so it is that we have this newly released full trailer for the upcoming Platinum Dunes re-do of Friday the 13th. Directed by Marcus Nispel, who also helmed the Bay-produced remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre (and apparently hasn't exhausted his "attractively lit stabbing" jollies yet), it's the tale of a murderous hockey player who suffers a six-game suspension for slandering Elisha Cuthbert, which leaves him plenty of time to slice and dice teenagers up at Camp Crystal Lake. And, in a loving homage to the original film's trailer, Nispel has made sure that every single "kill" is teased and tabulated on-screen. The clip, after the jump:
Dr. LaBeouf Is Ready To Make That House Call
Douglas Reinhardt · 10/28/08 03:35PMClick to viewBoomp3.com Partially inspired by a recent late night viewing of the 1983 comedy Doctor Detroit and a string of doctor visits, hunky & quirky action hero Shia LaBeouf has started to practice medicine. While the Transformers star hasn’t visited a medical school, LaBeouf believes that he’s done enough research to perform simple house calls. LaBeouf said, “I’m not diagnosing major diseases, but if you got the sniffles or a headache, I’m the dude to call. My bubby has the best chicken soup recipe in the world. It’ll cure whatever ails you.” [Photo Credit: Splash Pics] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.
Revealed! One Banished Extra's Plan to Sabotage 'Transformers 2'
STV · 10/02/08 04:00PMIt's hard to believe that Michael Bay has been shooting Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen for almost four months now, but rest assured it wasn't painstaking months of character research that has slowed production to its current pace. After all, as we discovered over the summer via the film's banished extra "Man Eating Hamburger" (aka Reginald Brown), Bay has little to no knowledge of his subject and even less interest in lessons from an extra. But that doesn't mean Brown has given up trying to "learn Michael some Transformers"; in fact, reports on producer Don Murphy's illustriously deranged message board suggest that the film's climactic desert showdown may not involve Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox or giant robots at all, but rather a stunning Brown vs. Bay main event that will make Uwe Boll seethe with jealousy:
Megan Fox on Dicks, Disney, and the Female Stripper Who Broke Her Teenage Heart
Kyle Buchanan · 09/15/08 07:30PMThough the upcoming Diablo Cody thriller Jennifer's Body may cover up more of actress Megan Fox than people were expecting, at least Fox makes up for it by exposing herself in the latest edition of GQ. Few subjects are left untouched in the wide-ranging interview, whether it's her boyfriend's penis ("Who’s given a hand job since seventh grade? Not me"), Disney ("Fuck Disney"), or her Transformers director (when asked if the Transformers sequel will give the actress more to do, Fox flatly responds, "Transformers 2 is directed by Michael Bay"). Still, most tongues will wag when Fox recalls the female stripper she fell in love with at LA's full-frontal emporium The Body Shop when she was just 18:
Kyle Buchanan · 09/12/08 06:25PM
Bogus: According to TMZ, shoegazing director Michael Bay was the victim of a home burglary last night in New Mexico, where he's staying while filming Transformers 2: Rise of the Finger-Splinticons. No criminals have been apprehended (we're looking at you, Scarlett Johansson clone!), but at least the story provides us with a terrific excuse to run this photo of Bay at a Playboy party two years ago. Check out that rack! [TMZ]