The best part about the Brooklyn Paper's expos on an illegal Bay Ridge raw milk ring is the notion that there is some hardscrabble Jack McCoy detective out there chasing down reports of illegal raw milk sales. (Maybe this imaginary detective's father died of raw milk poisoning in Southie or perhaps he was sold into milk-maidery at a tender age!) Due to, well, the reporting and a reticent source named Deep Milk, the article itself is entirely devoid of substantive details but does include some creamy gems.