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Super Sad True Love Stories: Booty Camp
Hamilton Nolan · 05/20/11 02:18PMPenis Preservation Prevails: Ban on Male Circumcision Will Appear on San Fran Ballot
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/11 04:11PMNever let it be said that the persistence of a few crazy fanatics can't change the world: a proposal to ban male circumcision (for minors, only!) has officially been placed on the ballot in San Francisco. They did it, the crazy, crazy, crazy bastards! I guess when you take a step back and see the forest for the trees from 30,000 feet, the real lesson in all this is, "If you want to be assured of the right to have a doctor cut the foreskin off your baby's penis and you live in San Francisco, push that baby out before November or else go to a different city to have the baby, or else go to some back-alley circumcisionist."
Science Proves: You Can't Relax With Ball and Chain Nagging You
Hamilton Nolan · 05/18/11 03:36PMMen Are More Likely to Take Naked Pictures
Maureen O'Connor · 05/16/11 01:08PMSuper Sad True Love Stories: Unsolicited Solicitations
Hamilton Nolan · 05/13/11 12:54PM'If You're Not Compromised, I'd Love to Know You:' A Romantic Ambush
Hamilton Nolan · 05/12/11 02:32PMThe Very Latest News About Semen
Hamilton Nolan · 05/09/11 04:10PMBaby Obesity Tied to Baby Bottles Full of Butter
Hamilton Nolan · 05/05/11 04:25PMSemen: Nature's Anti-Depressant?
Seth Abramovitch · 05/05/11 03:24AMThere's been a theory circulating for some time now around the scientific and semen-loving communities, which proposes that that man-made substance can reduce depression. A sex columnist at Popular Science's website decided to investigate if the claims might be true — and good news, ladies-and-certain-gentlemen: It just might!
Men Have More Love For Sex Than Women
Hamilton Nolan · 05/04/11 02:11PMHow Dov Charney Works: Sleazily
Hamilton Nolan · 04/14/11 11:05AMMasturbatory American Apparel boss Dov Charney has caused a good deal of cognitive dissonance lately: on the one hand, he's institutionalized sexist objectification at his company, but on the other hand, he may actually be innocent of the most recent sexual harassment allegations against him. So it's good that Dov is always ready to bring clarity to the situation. Even when he's innocent, he's still a sleazebag.
Men with Big Grundles Are More Fertile
Maureen O'Connor · 04/04/11 04:50PMWhen it comes to fertility, the only part of a man's nether region that matters is the part nobody ever bothered to measure: the taint. Scientists at the University of Rochester Medical Center have found that the "anogenital distance"—the distance between a man's scrotum and anus—correlates with male fertility. The greater the grundle, the higher the sperm count. If a man's balls and asshole are less than two inches apart, he is 7x more likely to be "sub-fertile" than his large-grundled peers.
Philosophy Departments Are Full of Sexual Harassment
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/11 10:52AMAdolescents Demand Special Doctors, Still Die
Hamilton Nolan · 03/29/11 02:00PMHair Club For Men Is a Biker Thing Now
Hamilton Nolan · 03/28/11 09:17AMHair Club for Men—now called simply "Hair Club" in order to communicate to ladies that yes, you ladies are welcome here too, come right in—has made a strategic decision to turn the vast resources of its sly marketing machine (which created "I'm Also a Client") on a new hairless demographic: bikers (the motorcycle kind). This probably makes sense somehow.
Women Feel Old at 29
Remy Stern · 03/26/11 03:11PMSome Actors Just Get Better With Age
Brian Moylan · 03/18/11 03:55PMTake the Male Eyebrow Pledge and Save American Masculinity
Hamilton Nolan · 03/10/11 02:39PMSay it with me, men: "I am proud of my eyebrows. There are many like them, but these eyebrows are mine. I pledge not to pay money to somebody in what is basically a salon (no matter what ridiculous name they may give it) to fuck with my eyebrows. If they get really out of control, well, that's what clippers are for."
Report: Women Slowly Creeping Up on Men
Hamilton Nolan · 03/01/11 11:25AMWomen: always sneaking up behind men, trying to take our money. The latest confirmation comes from a new White House report on the "state of women," which confirms what you'd always suspected: women are catching up. Oh, they're still lagging—women make about 75% as much as men these days, for the same jobs—but they're creeping up from behind elsewhere. They're getting more college degrees! Getting married later in life (30, for college-educated women)! And the wise refusal to be dragged down by a family: